g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(via fake-mermaid)

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(via oknope)

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via soggyramennoodles)

methlaboratories:

ask any high school student what they wanna do once they leave high school and watch them cry right in front of you 

(via fake-mermaid)

“I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive.”
— Anonymous (via bl-ossomed)

(via troppikal-deactivated20140825)

snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

(via fake-mermaid)

duplication:

studies show its always my fault

(via fake-mermaid)

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(via averaqejoe)

comradechrisman:

The last thing I saw before I died

(via nickjonsa)

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

(via perks-of-being-chinese)